Business Continuity
Director of Coffee Machine Resilience
Own caffeine continuity, espresso failover and morale-critical beverage operations.
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Notwerking depends on technical systems, governance frameworks and the coffee machine, though not necessarily in that order. This role ensures caffeine availability remains stable during outages, audits and sprint planning.
You will partner with business continuity, operations and anyone holding an empty mug.
Responsibilities
- Maintain coffee availability during incidents.
- Design caffeine disaster recovery plans.
- Lead espresso failover testing.
Requirements
- ITIL Foundation or Barista qualification.
- Incident response experience.
- Ability to explain bean supply risk to finance.
Benefits
- Priority access to incident-grade coffee.
- Dedicated milk redundancy budget.
- Quarterly crema reviews.
Recruitment Disclaimer
This position is considered critical infrastructure by everyone except Derek.