Who Works Here

Nicki T

Co-Founder & Infrastructure Lead

Online

“It worked in the test environment.”

Si Ber

Co-Founder & Security Lead

Suspicious

“It's only 10AM. I'm already tired.”

Hex

Co-Founder & Lead Developer

Deploying

“It's not a bug. It's a feature.”

Moira

Operations Coordinator

Helping

“I thought it was approved.”

Derek

Head of Financial Objections

Saying No

“No. That's a complete sentence.”

Valentina

Head of Legal & Contractual Ambiguity

Late

“According to clause 7.b.iii however...”

Patricia

People & Wellbeing

Onboarding

“People first. Forms immediately after.”

Tux

VP (Very Penguin)

Judging

“...”

IAIN

Internal Autonomous Intelligence Network

Active

“Analysis complete.”